
the us senate closed up shop friday for a two week recess without reaching a compromise on immigration reform. the republican blame game is in full swing, with president bush at the helm. the cnn story is here.
a brief review of the facts (also see j-pack's previous review here). the us house last december passed an enforcement-only bill - we would've have to build an entire complex of new federal petitentiaries to lock up the immigrants and employers who would be imprisoned as a result of the bill, which included no opportunity to any illegal immigrants to stay in the country. then, the senate judiciary committee voted up a comprehensive package that beefs up border security but also allows undocumented workers to stay in the us and eventually gain citizenship if they (1) pay $2000 fine, (2) pay all back taxes (i'm still curious what the govt will do will folks who paid taxes with phony soc sec numbers), (3) learn english, (4) pass a criminal background check, and (5) are determined to pose no threat to national security. republicans and the prison guards' union criticized the sjc bill as 'amnesty'.
bill frist, who had originally opposed any sort of amnesty or guest worker program, agreed to negotiate. tough negotiations led to a compromise, dubbed the 'roots' program. if an immigrant has been here five years, then s/he can stay and eventually gain citizenship. if s/he's been here between two and five years, then s/he has to go home but s/he can basically come right back and gain citizenship (negotations yield strange results sometimes, don't they?). if s/he's been here less than two years, then no change from your current status, illegal. at a press conference thursday, frist and minority leader harry reid announced that compromise had been struck, and the senate was going to pass something. i'm glad i took a healthy dose of pessimism before the press conference, because the compromise fell apart about forty five seconds later.
the most outspoken anti-latino republicans demanded the opportunity to present amendments to the compromise bill for vote on the senate floor. democrats refused, fearing that these new amendments would allow the joint house/senate conference on the bill to undo everything. so dems put the bill up for cloture vote on friday morning. 38 of 44 dems voted yea, and every republican voted nea (j-pack can correct me if my numbers are a bit off). democrats, particularly harry reid, firmly opposed any new compromise that included the republicans' amendments.
republicans, led by bush in his weekly radio addressed, accused reid and dems of stalling the legislative process. i'm not sure that's an accurate representation of what transpired in the senate. we've seen recently how republicans like reasoning from tautology; well i prefer reasoning from analogy. i saw john kerry on meet the press this morning talking about the senate debacle. consider the following hypothetical exchange between kerry and mtp host tim russert:
russert: top o' the mornin' to ya johnny-boy.
kerry: great to be here timmy, old buddy old pal.
r: great to have you.
k: by the way timmy, that's a great green and blue striped tie you've got on.
r: thanks john, i wear it every time you're on the show.
k: that's because you wear it every week.
r: you got me there, john.
k: say timmy, i'll give you thirty bucks for that tie.
r: thirty bucks? no way, this tie is carolina herrera. how about forty five dollars?
k: thirty five.
r: forty two.
k: thirty six.
r: forty dollars and seventy five cents.
[two days later...]
k: thirty seven dollars and fifty cents.
r: thirty seven dollars and fifty cents, payable in commemorative texas quarters and you've got yourself a deal.
k: deal.
r: deal. say john, let's hold a press conference to tell everyone we've reached a compromise.
k: great idea timmy.
[after the press conference...]
r: say john, i don't like a our deal anymore.
k: too bad. we had a deal.
r: i know, but i wanna make a small change - make it thirty seven fifty payable in texas quarters, plus you give me the shirt off your back.
k: the shirt off my back? are you crazy? if you take the shirt off my back, then what am i gonna do with your tie?
r: i don't care. give me the shirt or no deal.
k: no deal then.
r: you stalled the process.
k: i didn't stall the process. we had a deal and you tried to change it so it wasn't a good deal for me anymore.
r: no i didn't. you stalled the process.
see the analogy?